So today I don't have a story (once again,the point of this blog is that I write one page of a script a day, any script) I did my page but I've decided to wait until it's finished so that I can just post it as one complete story.
It's about two guys who are tied up in a dirty little shack by a woman and their confusion as to whether or not they're being murdered or are they about to have some incredibly weird sex with her.
In the meantime though I want to introduce you guys to an obscure character from an obscure comic called Codename Strykeforce by Image Comics. He's one of those characters that just drew me in when I was a kid because his character design was so cool. His name is Killrazor, as he can punch sizable razors out of any part of his body which can be useful (pretty much exclusively) for killing; it's a good name. Imagine if Wolverine could punch his claws out of ANYWHERE on his body. Yes, he would still probably just use his wrists but so does Killrazor. My point is this...
Yes. He's a ninja, obviously and like most ninja's he adheres to a strict code of silence, the man has only ever made a noise once in his life and it was after eating some very spicy food. That's not a joke either, I remember that being specifically stated in one of the issues. He never talks so all of a sudden he's like Snake Eyes from GI Joe if Snake Eyes could PUNCH HUGE RAZORS OUT OF ANY PART OF HIS BODY.
Here he is showing you all that he's cooler than this other 'claw' guy named Ripclaw (pffffffttt).
I'd tell you a lot more about his origin but it wasn't explored in depth, he has a wiki-page you can visit (
http://www.comicvine.com/killrazor/29-21927/) you'll notice it's lacking. He only made a handful of appearances but each one of them gave us pictures that hits our eyes like a shot of whiskey hits our mouths.
One other area where he separates himself from Wolverine is that it hurts him to pop his Razors out, each time comes with a painful cost.
|Really, what help were the neck Razors with those arrows?|
The only thing uglier and more disgusting than his scarred up body is his gingery red hair.
Kill F'N Razor