I have one of the worst colds I've ever had to contend with, it's wreaking havoc on my system and it's tearing up my voice-box. I can't stop coughing and each time I do it feels like my throat's going through a cheese grater.
It's not all bad though, I currently have the raspiest, deepest, boomingest, sexiest voice I've ever had and I couldn't let it go to waste. I used this creamy voice to record myself reading my all-time favorite comic book speech.
Here's me reading Darkseid's triumphant speech from Final Crisis #5 after he took over the universe and essentially became the new God.