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Sunday, April 27, 2014

Blood and Guts. Tom Gets Eviscerated.

Here's a sentence I never thought I'd get to say using the proper, literal definition of each word.

This is a picture of my friend Anthony eviscerating me.


verb (used with object), e·vis·cer·at·ed, e·vis·cer·at·ing. 1. to remove the entrails from; disembowel:


Really ruined those pants...

Friday, April 4, 2014

Nasty Cold. SEXY Voice.

I have one of the worst colds I've ever had to contend with, it's wreaking havoc on my system and it's tearing up my voice-box. I can't stop coughing and each time I do it feels like my throat's going through a cheese grater.

It's not all bad though, I currently have the raspiest, deepest, boomingest, sexiest voice I've ever had and I couldn't let it go to waste. I used this creamy voice to record myself reading my all-time favorite comic book speech.

Here's me reading Darkseid's triumphant speech from Final Crisis #5 after he took over the universe and essentially became the new God.