ANDRE
Why are my rights being taken away because one of those three can't keep his pants on?
OFFICER KARP
OFFICER KARP
Because no one gives a crap about your rights, you're a degenerate in a house full of degenerates. All of your actions reflect on each other. When one of you posts your dick pics on the internet; all of you pay the price.
BENJAMIN
You don't think installing security cameras is a bit extreme?
JEREMY
Yeah.
BENJAMIN
NO Jeremy.
GORDON
Jeremy no! Don't come into this.
OFFICER KARP
Jeremy, do you have something you want to say?
ANDRE
Jeremy, go to your room!
JEREMY
I don't want people to watch what I do.
OFFICER KARP
and why not?
JEREMY
Because then they'll just ask questions.
OFFICER KARP
Questions?
JEREMY
They'll want to know why I am always in Benjamin's room.
BENJAMIN
WHY WERE YOU IN MY ROOM?
JEREMY
I was looking for bugs.
BENJAMIN
Bugs?
JEREMY
To put with my other bugs.
GORDON
OTHER BUGS?
CONRAD
Are you keeping bugs in this house?
JEREMY
Just in my box.
CONRAD
What box?
JEREMY
My box of bugs.
ANDRE
ARRRRRRRRGGGG!! What?
GORDON
You're keeping a box of bugs in this house?
JEREMY
Obviously
OFFICER KARP
I think now's a good time to take a short recess.
OFFICER KARP
Questions?
JEREMY
They'll want to know why I am always in Benjamin's room.
BENJAMIN
WHY WERE YOU IN MY ROOM?
JEREMY
I was looking for bugs.
BENJAMIN
Bugs?
JEREMY
To put with my other bugs.
GORDON
OTHER BUGS?
CONRAD
Are you keeping bugs in this house?
JEREMY
Just in my box.
CONRAD
What box?
JEREMY
My box of bugs.
ANDRE
ARRRRRRRRGGGG!! What?
GORDON
You're keeping a box of bugs in this house?
JEREMY
Obviously
OFFICER KARP
I think now's a good time to take a short recess.
CONT'D...
I seriously have no idea where I am going with this yet.
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