Alright, this is slow going but I am slowly plugging away at it.
"MONDAY"
Andy is working at his desk, typing away at his computer. His phone sits at his desk beside him. He keeps glancing at it.
Narrator/Andy: Monday. We texted back and forth all weekend. We started talking on Saturday and I already know where she works, where she went to school, her favorite bars, what music she listens to, what she likes to do on weekends...and she knows all that stuff about me. Well obviously I lied about what I do with my weekends, I am not telling her I laid on my couch for two days. I made something up.
Andy's phone buzzes, he stealthily picks it up, it's from Cassie. He smiles.
Narrator/Andy: Look at that smile. It happens every time my phone goes off, Cassie's like Christmas. Each text is a new present to unwrap.
Andy looks up from the phone for just a second to see a coworker staring sternly at him, taking note of his casual cell phone usage during business hours. He puts down his cell and goes back to work, feeling frustrated that he can't check his phone. He's like a junky thinking about his next fix, Andy tries to work through his urge.
The phone buzzes again and Andy doesn't even hesitate, in one motion he locks up his desk, scoops up his phone and walks to the washroom. He finds a stall, takes the time to put down a sani-seat and sits down on the toilet, pants on.
He checks his phone, he smiles.
Narrator/Andy: (Doing a Cassie impression) "Hey Andyyyyyyyyyy. I am so busy today, we're overbooked and I am doing double the work. I had to be in at 6am today :( Anyway, I needed a distraction and I thought of you." Aww, you see what's happening here? She needs a smile and she came to me. Goddamn it that made my day.
Andy responds and then stands back up to leave the stall, he stops himself.
Narrator/Andy: Actually, shit. I can't really go to the washroom later if they all saw me go in here just now. Hold it in later or try to make something happen now? Hold it in later or go now?
Andy starts to undo his belt and unbutton his pants.
Narrator/Andy: Ugggggggg, alright.
Andy responds and then stands back up to leave the stall, he stops himself.
Narrator/Andy: Actually, shit. I can't really go to the washroom later if they all saw me go in here just now. Hold it in later or try to make something happen now? Hold it in later or go now?
Andy starts to undo his belt and unbutton his pants.
Narrator/Andy: Ugggggggg, alright.
Cont'd...
That's a good place to stop, right? Women like seeing guys use the toilet in romantic comedies don't they?
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