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Saturday, December 28, 2013

The Time The Ultimate Warrior Spat Decades Old Water In My Face

This, in case you were wondering; is an Ultimate Warrior squirt squeezer (or whatever it was actually called), which I probably got sometime in the ballpark of 1992. I found it again recently in my old garage, staring me right in the face. Upon picking it up I gave it a squeeze and stupidly jettisoned a powerful stream of water that was over two decades old into eyes and lips. It tasted platicy and gave me itchy eyes. 

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