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Thursday, November 22, 2012

THIS CAME OUT OF MY BRAIN!


HOUSE ARRESTED - An internet series about a group of guys under house arrest and the dumb officer who's in charge of them.

CONRAD (mean), ANDRE (clever), BENJAMIN (innocent), JEREMEY (psycho).


Webcam - Officer Carp's room



OFFICER CARP
This is police constable Allan Carp with a video report for the stabbing attack that occurred recently at this location. The attack involved BENJAMIN Baroney who was the victim in this incident, BENJAMIN was convicted of being an accessory to a felony. His attacker was JEREMEY Fish who's under psychic evaluation while staying here. He's diagnosed as an extreme schizophrenic. This incident was as follows.  



Security footage - Kitchen table - BENJAMIN and JEREMEY are eating lunch, JEREMEY is taking keen interest in BENJAMIN.


JEREMEY
There's goblins inside you.


BENJAMIN looks perplexed, he tries to ignore it. JEREMEY makes him uncomfortable.


JEREMEY
I hate goblins. They get inside you and take your food away.


BENJAMIN
Hey, have you been taking your medication?


ANDRE runs into the room, he's worried and grabs a nearby broom as a weapon. 


ANDRE
JEREMEY, you're taking your medication right?


JEREMEY doesn't answer, his eyes are locked on BENJAMIN.


CONRAD strolls into the room.


ANDRE
Careful CONRAD, JEREMEY might be off his medication.


CONRAD
Yeah I never really saw the big deal about that. Have you seen him? What's the worst he can do really?


JEREMEY
Hey CONRAD?


CONRAD
What's up?


JEREMEY
There's goblins in BENJAMIN's stomach


CONRAD
Yeah probably


ANDRE
Don't encourage him, this guy's crazy.


CONRAD
No he's not, BENJAMIN put goblins in his stomach; he told me.

JEREMEY
He did?


CONRAD
Oh yeah.


BENJAMIN
No. CONRAD he's getting excited, we should probably stop now.


ANDRE
Yeah it's not funny dude. JEREMEY, no matter what the voices you're hearing are telling you; BENJAMIN doesn't have any goblins in his stomach


JEREMEY
Is that true CONRAD?


CONRAD
I don't believe it.


BENJAMIN
CONRAD!


ANDRE
ITS NOT FUNNY, this is serious.


JEREMEY
Show me your belly.



BENJAMIN is hesitant but eventually complies and lifts his shirt for JEREMEY.



ANDRE
See, no goblins. 


BENJAMIN
Can we stop this now? 


CONRAD
No! I am still not convinced.


ANDRE 
CONRAD!


CONRAD
WHAT? This is funny. So he thinks BENJAMIN has goblins inside of him. Maybe he does, maybe we all do. You need to calm do...


Before he can finish his sentence JEREMEY makes a move towards BENJAMIN and plunges a pair of scissors into his stomach. Everyone reacts with horror. ANDRE jumps on JEREMEY.


BENJAMIN 
Oh god!



Webcam - Officer Carp's room



OFFICER CARP
Luckily for BENJAMIN the scissors didn't penetrate deeply and he was treated. I've recommended we move JEREMEY from the house but no one will take him. BENJAMIN maintains there were no goblins in his belly.


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